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twin peaks series-based please read rules before ineractingFUCK ! i ‘ d pay someone to make John Justice Wheeler. the chemistry was just 2 good Ggod im crying. audrey’s crying. we’re both crying over here
self care is making your muse slightly similar to you and then giving them all the love you were never given xxx
also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget about it or think that it is too late to reply. i’m sorry if i’ve ever made someone feel bad bc of this - honestly, it’s never personal, it’s just me and my inner problems. i will try harder to work on it. thank you for ever initiating conversations with me
can male audrey also date daphne. also i was gonna write dani
yes !! ?? !! PLEASE ?? and DO IT
tell me why male!audrey is such the fucking charmer, like always smiling, wears fancy coats all the fucking time, smells like he naturally has the musk of $150 cologne, probably is a lil gay BCCC !!! i’ve been thinking about audrey and i’ve been going back and forth and i think the reason i’m scared to label audrey as bi is bc !! i’d be so fucking picky ! with which muses ! if ship with !!

fake !! stop !!
aggressive / callous / cannibal / careless / compulsive / cowardly / domineering / envious / greedy / hypocritical / impatient / impolite / incompetent / kidnapper / lazy / liar / materialistic / murderer / obsessive / overcritical / overemotional / patronizing / sarcastic / self - indulgent / serial killer / torturer / touchy / traitorous / unclean / unpredictable / untidy / vain / vengeful
tagged by : @entitledidiot love u
tagging : i hate myself @wistcrias @dearlaura @mysterysolved
♡ ´ headcanon
SMELLS LIKE / newborn rose petals in april —— showers && may flowers . smells like a bit of darling honey ; honey that ‘ s heavy in its stagnation … but it ‘ s not TOO much . jus’ right . the girl ‘ s constantly wearing perfume . faint && subtle ; it reflects girlhood and smooth ocean waves ; ones that don ‘ t crash against the shore but rather slide up against sand , no foam . no bubbles —— & milky under moonlight . like fresh laundry . like lilies drowned under freshwater . like if you could smell the color pink . like smoke in the distance .
FEELS LIKE / she ‘ s got pillows for hair . like soft sheets . sunlight that ghosts across skin in mid-winter . like getting into a warm bath . skirts that tickle your thigh . soft skin for sure . sometimes nothing at all . not rough by any means , but powerful in spirit . like tapping against bruises . like wearing light clothing when it ‘ s hotter than hades outside . like electric but also fresh . like air conditioning on the skin when you ‘ re sticky with sweat .
audrey is confident , impulsive , and assertive . but she ‘ s also soft . like not-so-deep down she just want s to be a girl . she wants to be chased , held , loved , validated . i don ‘ t think she cares much for acting out , i think she cares TOO much for trying to find answers to questions she doesn ‘ t ACTUALLY need .or perhaps particularly want .. she just wants to APART of something larger … something bigger than her . my depiction of audrey is going to be not of a girl that smells of war and running and running , but rather .. a girl that ‘ s got too much love in her heart , never got loved properly , goes out of her way for approval , is innocent !!! doesn’t care and then cares TOO much at the same time !! thinks she doesnt need to be saved but rlly does need to be at the same timee !! i love HER fCK!
ok but …
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contentmun is underage. on this blog you will not find any smut whatsoever. When I turn 18 {which is soon!!} we'll see about it then. That being said, the main reason this blog is selective is more or less just because I want to pick and choose who audrey interacts with, and I just feel more comfortable that way. Even though im pretty sure i'm one of the only active twin peaks rpers, I still wanna feel like im not obligated to rp with someone if they tag me in a thread and I don't know them, which is why this blog is also private; meaning I only ineract with mutuals {I almost always follow back if I can see audrey and your muse interacting.} xoxo this blog will contain mildly triggering content (it is a crime/sci-fi muse afterall) that will be tagged as (sh triggers) in general. I don't have any triggers myself, but i don't like jumpscares. :,^)
followingI am 10,000% OC / AU / CROSSOVER friendly. I almost always follow back if I can see youre an active rper, friendly, and I can see Audrey sassing your muse, scouts honor. when I follow people back I do like to see some idea of what your muse is like, whether it be a tag, an about page etc. That being said, I dont care if you dont use graphics or if your theme isnt 'aesthetic', not everyone can afford photoshop or the time to make everything perfect. If I ever unfollow you, its mainly because you either said something hateful that I didn't like, we never interacted, or any drama I deamed worthy of an unfollow.
hateI will set you on fire, literally, do not, ever, it's so unnecessary. I will unfollow you so fkn fast. Any hate whatsoever will not be tolerated, repeated anon hate will result in anons being disabled.
versesif you wish to see Audreys verses, click the according pop-up. This is multiverse blog, meaning i have mutiple universes which audrey rps in. If you have any verse ideas, my IM's are open to everyone and so is my ask box. xx
shippingAudrey is very flirtatious but that doesn't mean i ship with every muse she comes into contact with. Although, i am a multishipping WHORE. I look for chemistry between our muses and thats about it. Chances are if you show up in my inbox wanting to ship with audrey, the contract will be sealed 4ever. after rewatching twin peaks, i'll be portraying audrey as heterosexual, though if i really like the chemisitry i'd be willing to reconsider :^)
memesAre open to everyone, mutuals or not. I ask that before you make it into a thread please check to see if we are mutuals though, if we are then go ahead and turn into a SEPERATE thread. If you don't, i won't reply, or i will IM you to do so. xx
threadsvary between length, cutting posts is bible. I loathe long threads with no cutting, so please cut your posts. If you want to plot with me about a thread, please don't show up with no plotting ideas, it makes me lose muse and that makes me grumpy. bare with me as i still figure out how i want to format my shit :(
graphicsThis theme was made by angicodes. her credit remains in the bottom right corner of this blog, and will reamin there until otherwise. do not steal, edit, or take credit for any graphics you see on this blog
about the munjust dudes bein bros! im rayann, 17, funny somtimes, and will never sound literate when it goes down in the dms. all that comes out of my mouth are vine references and hyper-analyzed word vomit. if u wanna be my friend plS do it, thats the kind of stuff that rlly butters my eggroll.